10 Things that Really Piss Me Off

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick.

3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

4.When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at frikken ceiling up there.    What did you come here for?

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?

7. When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!

9. When people say "Same difference". Which is it?! Its either the same, or its different, it can't be both!?

10. When you go to McDonalds, and they say "Would you like fries/desert with that?". If I wanted more food, I would've asked for it!! So get your pimple face over there and get my food!!!

Back the fuck up